Blake Griffin battles Jeff Ross in season finale of Roast Battle.
The season three finale of Comedy Central's "Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle" featured a trash-talking showdown between Detroit Pistons forward Blake Griffin, and the man himself, Jeff Ross.
Griffin, who has dabbled with standup comedy, held his own against the Roastmaster General, but in the end came up short after guest judge Pete Davidson ruled in favor of Ross. The 29-year old All-Star landed several of his jokes, including one that referenced his former squad, the Los Angeles Clippers.
"The only way you could get inside of a gym is if you literally fuck a guy named Jim," Griffin said. "Jeff, you're such a bald piece of shit. It honestly looks like we both got fucked over by the Clippers."
Ross, on the other hand, took shots at Griffin's romance with Kendall Jenner and his being the "worst shooter" in Detroit.
"You wanna get personal? I'll get personal," Ross said. "Blake, everyone knows you recently dated Kendall Jenner. But, what they don't know is, I heard she broke up with you because she caught you staring at her dad's (breasts) ... And, just like the Clippers, Kendall eventually traded you for another basketball player. The season hasn't even started yet, and your ex is already leading you in rebounds.""Blake, good luck in Detroit ... you know what, I think you're just white enough not to get shot by the cops. But, be careful because you're now the worst shooter in the most violent city in America."
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